Short Ears Massive Ego | Sly Dinky Women’s Cropped T-Shirt | Champion Premium Funny Cat Tee
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£32.99
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Short Ears Massive Ego | Sly Dinky Women’s Cropped T-Shirt | Champion Premium Funny Cat Tee
£32.99
Sale price
£32.99
Regular price
Warning: Wearing this may cause instant confidence, frequent mirror selfies, and zero tolerance for nonsense. 😼
Sly Dinky approves this message — and your outfit.
This premium Champion women’s cropped tee is made for the fashion-conscious cat queen who wants to show off her attitude in comfort and style.
Design Details:
- Front: A new take on the Sly Dinky logo in shocking pink.
- Back: Bold blue Sly Dinky breakout graphic and famous judgey blue-eyed stare with the official “SLY DINKY” logoBold underlined with the “Short Ears MASSIVE Ego” slant slogan.
- Soft, heavyweight Champion cotton that feels expensive (because it is)
Why you’ll live in it:
- Flattering on all body types
- Perfect length for high-waisted jeans, leggings, or skirts
- Durable print that survives every wash (and every dramatic hair flip)
Available in sizes XS–XXL.
Perfect for:
- Everyday slay
- Cat café meetups
- Gifts for your bestie, sister, or daughter who shares your massive ego
- Matching with the kids or adult versions for full family chaos
The Adventures of Sly Dinky — now available in cropped, confident, and seriously cute form.
- This t-shirt is designed with a comfortable and stylish cropped fit, perfect for active or casual wear.
- Made from 100% cotton jersey for a soft and comfortable feel.
- Features double-needle stitching throughout for enhanced durability.
- Includes a 1" bound ribbed collar and a Champion "C" patch logo on the left cuff.
- Available in a variety of sizes to suit different body types.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 43.5 | 45.4 | 47.3 | 49.2 | 51.1 | 53 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 96.5 | 101.6 | 109.2 | 119.4 | 122.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 48.3 | 50.8 | 54.6 | 59.7 | 61.3 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 38.1 | 39.4 | 40.6 | 39.7 | 43.8 | 44.5 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 17.1 | 17.9 | 18.6 | 19.4 | 20.1 | 20.9 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 38 | 40 | 43 | 47 | 48.3 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21.5 | 23.5 | 24.1 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 15 | 15.5 | 16 | 15.6 | 17.2 | 17.5 |
Care Instructions
| General | This cropped t-shirt is a stylish, comfortable addition to any casual or active wardrobe, embodying Champion's legacy of quality and style. |
| Wash | Maintain the shirt's quality by washing it according to the care instructions provided, usually found on the label. |
| Dry | To preserve the integrity of the fabric, drying instructions should be followed as per the label recommendations. |
| Store | Store this t-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric quality. |