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with the official “SLY DINKY” logoBold underlined with the “Short Ears MASSIVE Ego” slant slogan.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, heavyweight Champion cotton that feels expensive (because it is)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you’ll live in it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlattering on all body types\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect length for high-waisted jeans, leggings, or skirts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable print that survives every wash (and every dramatic hair flip)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in sizes XS–XXL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEveryday slay\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCat café meetups\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for your bestie, sister, or daughter who shares your massive ego\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching with 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