Short Ears Massive Ego | Sly Dinky Kids Hoodie | Funny Scottish Fold Cat Hooded Sweatshirt for Children
Short Ears Massive Ego | Sly Dinky Kids Hoodie | Funny Scottish Fold Cat Hooded Sweatshirt for Children
Warning: May cause sudden bursts of mischief, epic side-eye, and demands for extra treats. 😼
Now your mini-hooman can dress just like Sly Dinky — short ears, massive ego and all!
Front Design: Bold torn-paper graphic of Sly Dinky’s famous judgey blue-eyed stare + the official “SLY DINKY” logo.
Back Design: “Short ears MASSIVE ego” printed big and bold — because every kid knows they’re the main character.
This hoodie is made from super-soft, warm fleece that’s perfect for park adventures, school days, or curling up with their favourite cat (me). Kangaroo pocket for storing treasures, double-lined hood, and comfy ribbed cuffs so it survives all their own sticky situations.
Available in kids sizes 2–3y up to 11–12y — true to size with a relaxed, comfy fit.
Perfect for:
- Matching with the grown-up version (family goals!)
- Birthdays, Christmas, or “just because” gifts
- Cat-obsessed kids who want to show off their personality
- Wearing while watching The Adventures of Sly Dinky
Let the next generation of troublemakers represent!
The Adventures of Sly Dinky — now available in mini hoodie form.
Product details:
- A heavy blend kids hoodie. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
- Features a double-lined hood.
- The fabric's air jet yarn offers a softer feel and reduces pilling.
- Includes a front pouch pocket, and rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 50.2 | 54 | 57.2 | 61 | 64.8 |
| B) Width (cm) | 81.2 | 86.4 | 91.4 | 96.6 | 101.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 40.6 | 43.2 | 45.7 | 48.3 | 50.8 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 59.7 | 67.3 | 70.5 | 76.8 | 83.8 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 19.8 | 21.3 | 22.5 | 24 | 25.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 32 | 34 | 36 | 38 | 40 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 23.5 | 26.5 | 27.8 | 30.2 | 33 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable and comfortable choice for children’s casual or active wear, designed to withstand the rigors of play and frequent washing. |
| Wash | Machine washable with like colors, recommended in cold water to better preserve the garment's color and fit. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low, and remove promptly to minimize wrinkles. |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |