Short Ears Massive Ego | Sly Dinky Adult T-Shirt - Funny Scottish Fold Cat Tee Unisex
Short Ears Massive Ego | Sly Dinky Adult T-Shirt - Funny Scottish Fold Cat Tee Unisex
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause extreme levels of smugness and spontaneous side-eye. 😼
Meet Sly Dinky — the fluffiest, most self-important Scottish Fold on the planet. This premium adult t-shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates a cat with serious main-character energy.
Front Design: Bold Break Free graphic of Sly Dinky’s iconic blue-eyed judgey stare + official “SLY DINKY” logo.
Back Design: Rear neckline slogan "Short Ears MASSIVE Ego" printed on outside — because some of us really do have massive egos and short ears.
Made from ultra-soft, high-quality cotton that feels like a hug (but way cooler than your hooman’s lap). Great fit for everyday wear, cat conventions, or just lounging like you own the house.
Available in Unisex sizes XS–5XL (true to size, slightly oversized for maximum comfort — just how I like it).
Perfect for:
- Cat parents who understand the struggle
- Gifts for friends who need more attitude
- Matching with your mini-me (grab the kids version too!)
Let the world know you’re a proud member of Team Sly Dinky.
The Adventures of Sly Dinky continue… one nonchalant stare at a time.
Product details:
- Design: Features Sly Dinky, the loveable rogue and slyest Scottish Fold Cat. Rear neckline slogan "Short Ears MASSIVE Ego"
- Fit: Side-seamed, unisex tailored fit that enhances body contour and comfort.
- Print Quality: Designed specifically for Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing, ensuring a clean, vibrant, and durable graphic.
- Color Options: Available in an extensive color range to suit any preference.
- Sustainability: Produced with eco-friendly processes and materials.
Fabrication Details:
- Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Ash color: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester.
- Heather colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
Perfect for cat lovers, Scottish Fold enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a touch of feline sophistication and playful mischief. Order now to add this distinctive tee to your wardrobe and showcase your love for the one and only Sly Dinky!
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 | |
| B) Width (cm) | -0.2 | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 | |
| B) Width (inches) | -0.1 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |