Short Ears Massive Ego | Sly Dinky Premium 12oz Enamel Mug | Funny Scottish Fold Cat Coffee Cup

Warning: Using this mug may result in louder demands for treats, superior side-eye, and judging everyone else’s inferior drinkware. 😼

Because regular mugs are beneath me.

Introducing the Sly Dinky Premium 12oz Enamel Mug — for hoomans who take their coffee (and their cats) very seriously.

Design Details:

• Exterior: Clean white with my iconic judgey blue-eyed stare and “SLY DINKY” logo
• Bold “Short Ears MASSIVE Ego” slogan on the front and/or back
• Premium enamel finish — smooth, glossy, and extra durable
• Generous 12oz capacity (perfect for proper British tea or oversized American coffee)

Built like a champion:

• Rust-resistant & highly durable
• Suitable for indoor & outdoor use (camping, garden, desk — you name it)
• Lightweight yet sturdy
• Easy to clean (dishwasher safe)

Perfect for:

• Cat parents who refuse to drink from basic mugs
• Office power moves and WFH days
• Gifts for birthdays, Secret Santa, or “you deserve better than that plain mug” moments
• Pairing with the matching tote bag or hoodie

Whether you’re plotting your next adventure or simply judging the day from over the rim, do it in true Sly Dinky style.

The Adventures of Sly Dinky — now in premium drinkware form.

- Enamel 12oz mug

- NOT dishwasher or microwave safe

- White coating with a silver rim

- Mug Height 80mm, Bottom Diameter 86mm